an-egg:

I  FFUCKING FOUOND A SHREK TEXT GENERATOR AND IM ALUGHING SO ARHARD

(via g-retchenwieners)

judygrimes:

my favorite punctuation marks are ugh and omg

(via haleyalexis13)

I’ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much

(Source: lordoftheinternet, via infinite-day-dr3aming)

goblinparty:

I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities 

(via bright-lights-and-wishing-wells)